Ding Dong the Witch, sorry TROLLLL is dead!

Well ok, no she's not. We'll have to put up with that troublesome troll making troubles for us all once more. Now that she's cybered her fat arse into another flag. Gosh, I do wonder what she tells people sometimes. Makes me puke just the thought of her!

WELL the Swords are back with Moggly moo and in Spank My Aft. How exciting. Flag broadcasts abound and there are many exciting escapades to be had. Not to mention much troll bashing! Mua ha ha.

Bigface.

Well, as I'm sure even the most scroogeful of ye scurvy dogs out there know that tomorrow is Valentines day. So, I decided to get Moggle over to give him a prezzie so he knows how much Crap wants to steal his underpants, and all he did was gurn.

GURN WITH HIS MASSIVE FACE.

Crappo cried. 

Yarrr tis pirate karaoke time again!

Well!!! After finding out I couldn't enter Feed Redkat or Bilge Life, I set about singing me another song. Found Gershwin's Summertime, and decided that'd be a laugh... think its a bit too sad to enter though. ROFL!!!

To listen up click this.

Pillage Time by good old crappo

Lol let me know what ye think.

Chimps!

Today I got a tell from Madad asking if I wanted to go monkey hunting, and this sparked some research. On reading the Yppedia I found out that the monkey boat is something.... hang on....

"The monkey boat, also known as the Petulant Kumquat, is a vessel staffed with rapacious monkeys which may replace a vessel in PvP, particularly those carrying large amounts of fruit. In particular, the monkeys like to target understaffed ships which try and engage in battle with another player vessel of the same Crew. When they appear, they take the place of the ship carrying least fruit in the sea battle. The monkeys reportedly like to rumble, using fruit as their bludgeon."

So! Most excited we set off. First of all ended up battling eachother in the form of running away hoping ten turns wouldn't take five minutes!!!

Ok, then a while later, Nemal had a secret tactic which we employed, and ended up battling the Petulant Kumquat!!!! 

Oh for those of you who think a kumquat is something really rude... *giggles* Its not... It's a small fruit :D

Well anyway, we battled the monkeys that DID indeed use fruits as bludgeons, cheeky chimps!!! and in turn, we won a magical trophy! We now belong to the brotherhood of the bronze pineapple... thats nice?

Harr! Most eventful events!

Well!!! Last couple of weeks have been most eventful!
We literally TOOK an island, yes TOOK! From the lovely Imperial Coalition. They just couldnt be bothered to defend their island. Granted they probably didn't care about it, and now that they'd lost their beloved TLM they were trying desparately to keep Dendrite... god knows why! We all know how they acquired that one.

Anyway, SO!

MOAB ISLAND WAS OURS!!

I had some bizarre tells from Monlizzy telling me she was in grieving and was utterly confused... would you really grieve over losing an island you haven't been bothered to defend?

Oh yes... even thought she was online, apparently, even though there are other royals and other flagmates to move stock and orchestrate the defence, her reason was that her car had broken down. What balls. I laughed long and hard.

So Right!

Governor of an Island!!! CRAPPO THE PRINCESS GOVERNOR. How exciting.
A portrait was Commissioned by Crapulence, under the fine Governance of Crapulence at Moab Island.

Hahahahaha Brilliant. After taking the Island, to show IC that we really didn't like them, a sort of kick in the face to those who'd made us feel like pawns, we then just let the BK's take it right back :)

Another blockade is going to happen, and hopefully we'll just rob the island again. Watch out dendrite.... mua ha ah ahah aa aahahah ah

The other day in town, I was wearing a PP tshirt, what a geek! And a mate came up to me and said, Sorry, are you a Puzzle Pirate?

/e looked astonished and said YES!!!!!!!

w00tw00t~!¬ hehehe Yay for meeting pirates!!! Obviously their details won't be papped on here, they haven't peed me off yet.

Finally, a tribute to a mate who's been reading this blog without even knowing me! DUCKOFEVIL! On a flotilla attack last night he was liek Crapulence... you have a mentalist pirate blog and I said... my god YES I DO! Hahaha it was fab. So! Got a group portrait and here it is ♥

April Fools!!!!!

Well! Happy April Fools' day! After winning much poez in Atlantis, I decided it was time to treat meself! Doofy and I bought some funny glasses, and I must say we were looking rather sharp ;)

We were just hanging out in the basement, when.... Dave, being the good manbeast that he is, decided he'd let Doof know who I belonged too. LOL Look at this for subliminal rat messaging!


Heehee we then thought we HAD to get the portrait, so naming it after the lovely rat, it makes a good April fool!!


Mua ha ha! Excitament!

Well well well.

Today Crappo turned into a wall. How bizarre. We also told the flag some exciting news.  How fun!

~Oho!

BACK BACK again!
Has been a long while since I posted anything. Well!
I'm now a Princess of the flag, which is great, I can get my teeth stuck in to some juicy organizing, also I've openned a tailors which is keeping me busy on DN!
Hehe how exciting.

LOL

Enough said!!!

Naughty Dogulence!

PORTRAIT WOO!

We all clubbed together to get the Ye Dread Dead portrait and I'm glad we did, its so fun!

hehehe

War Tactics

Yesterday I decided it was time to take on the War Brig market.

Took out my ship twice, for 2 hours each, and won every battle bar one! AWESOME! I was a happy crappy. I decided as it was now war, I'd use some camouflage, and what better to camouflage myself with, than my sofa.

Awesome!

I was so well camouflaged, Moggy and Lordsarath didn't know where I was. HAH!

I'm now in the lead with the rum competition WOO!

HAlloweeeeen madness!

WELL! Its halloween in 2 days, and what fun we're having on YPP! Masks, skellies, zombies galore tis all good! Have been having lots of fun. Jass decided she'd dress up as catwoman, and I went for wicked witch of the west lol.

Met up with Karanga on Greggos wasp ship... he says its gold but we still think its yellow. She'd gone for the classic orange and black look Very classy indeed.

LOL We had some fun on a WB, and Moggle and I decided to get it on behind the mast, where we thought nobody would see... but Big Trav was there watching everything, How rude!


Heeheehee

I caught up with Kookoo who is doing well but is thinking of leaving the crew he's in and coming back to SOS that'd be good now wouldnt it! Would really cheer moggle up after the last few days occurences. He showed me around his house, and it was kinda cool, but then king decided he'd go to Narnia. We had to tempt him out with some old fish kook had in a trunk. Silly cat.


Last but not least, Moggy and I got our first portrait, how amusing, we forgot to give it a name lol, so its a surprise!

LOL LOOK AT HIS WILLY NOSE how rude!!! Ah Greggo was laughing so hard, and that set me off, and I couldnt help but cry. Priceless!

Allsorts

Well! I've been untainted, thats nice, so now I can be a greeter and make new accounts, awesome. But I think its time to update the blog on whats happened in the crew the last few months!



As you can see, I'm now a Senior Officer in Swords of Steal, which is great, I didnt care what rank I was, but this is a nice surprise :)

Also, a NEW FLAG!
The Mighty Booch.

We will be mighty, just need some getting underway. I missed royalty by a lot of votes, but thanks to my hotpants Moggle, I'm a lady so at least I feel kind of involved which is good.

Going on a BK hunt tonight, and going to try the floater method. I wonder what'll happen.

Back to 17k thanks to Avatars... and now to 21k! Fabulous :)

Went on the BK hunt we'd been planning to go on for ages and it was awesome. 4 yellows, 2 greenies, sloop full of fruit on a quiet route, send an MG out with no bots on, and attack its spawns in the sloop!
Moggle and I took the advantage of having some quiet time, but the goon fell asleep. What a bad fiancee.

I SHALL BE HAVING WORDS

The lovely Admiral Finius was rather active, theres me thinking he liked rambutan and we had a shipload of pineapples. Strange.

Cheeky man popped up three times.
We got 3 trinkets it was so fun :) hurray!!!!

You win some, you lose some.

Today was a lose some day.
Haven't had a good time, felt a bit down and lonely.
Came on PP because it was too dark and scary to go for a real walk, so Crappo walked around Garnet on a little exploration. Found some nice rubies! How exciting!

down to 14k in the house fund. Ah dear. No more poker, and more pillaging. I hope I feel up to it tomorrow.
We shall see.

Yarr Crappo is back!

AHOY! After a turbulent summer, Crappo is back on YPP!! WOO! After going away for 3 weeks, and having my computer blow up, I've finally got a new one from the insurance and all is well!!!

Saving up for a new house, manor I think so I'll need about 120k, lots of poe :( but, after doing 6 pillages over 2 days I've saved up 15k... thats about 10.something percent... not bad I suppose!

On my way to my secret house fund bank, I came across a greenie disconnected in the bushes!!! It was filthy!

See?
Note the disgruntled turtle asleep. Stupid thing.

Then atlantis beckonned. How fun! Lots of fun was had by all and I came out with another 2k! How exciting. However the most exciting part was the orgy in the crows nest.

Jass wished she could make it. She loves a good orgy.

Oho blacksmithing

Well the new blacksmithing puzzle is in play, so I thought id get some practise in, OH NO ITS HARD! I have no idea what to do, no idea what to click, i just click things :D ive gottena few goods, one booch, one excellent mostly poors :p oh and a couple of fines lol. Oh well!
Moggle and I decided to do some together. How romantic?

hehehe

Today I have been bombarded with tells from the delightful Rover. The trollop wants SOS to join Sea Change so he can tart at me on FO I mean how rude :P what a bad boy.

My handsome Davey came onto pirates for a little bit last night, he didn't join the crew which made Crapo a bit sad, but at least he came on, so Crapo was a happy lady. What a kerfuffle eh.

Bedtime for crapo she's sleepy :)

Swords and allsorts

Allsorts of things have been happening in the life of YPP, some things I dont know if I can talk about anymore, because theyre always taken in the wrong context so today I shall just talk about the bonkersness that is Swords of Steal and what we've been up to!

The crew left IC, for lots of reasons, lots of very valid reasons, and IC seem to be reforming the politics and things which is great it's whats needed really.

I was in the navy, until, OH GOD i was sent straight to narnia. No warning, just sent straight there. Scary or what!
If you value your life i suggest never to work with the Navy again.

Its not february but love is most definately in the air, Jassoggle everyones favourite chimp has been loving up the boys, lol she's very proud of it too.

There she is with organic....

And there she is with Krokky.

How rude!!!

Thankfully Moggle is nicer than to go around squashing me, he serenaded me like a good lad :D

I wonder if he does that to Jass? Lol.

Crapo has been missing Davey a lot this week, his absence has been noted and duely attented to, and Crapo wants some action. Come on Davey get your ass into gear lol.

All these meetings about crew direction and things are really productive, however in the last meeting Crapo made a big fashion faux-pas. She matched the rug. Talk about over accessorising! Lol!


I wonder what'll happen next!!

Moggle

My love has been goon for hours now,

I cannot live without him!!!

hehehehehehehe

Also Leaf, I'll grant you visiting hours to the pony, if you like :p

A slightly less angry post.

Ugh it seems the whole of the ocean is getting offended by my posts, which as I add again, are just the way I feel, ugh. To set the record straight,

MA will always be my piratey home, I was raised as a pirate (so to speak lol) there, and have seen many friends come and go through the crew and into other flags and such, (by the way I'm absolutely rubbish with words, and with arguing my points so they mostly come out wrong and mean things other than what I mean them too, Karanga can verify this rofl she stepped in and helped me in an arguement with dave as to why pirates was good :p)

It was fun and good sometimes, as with all things there are good and bad points, as with myself, I am good sometimes but then other times I'm rubbish, like when I rant my personal feelings into my blog, but isn't that what a blog is for? Lol. Anyway the point is!!!!

I love MA to bits and I'm sad to hear that things are screwing up a bit, but i know that there are a lot of strong chaps and chapesses, and a lot of reasonable ones to help people who are not so strong, and its a great crew, and supports its crewbies, I mean look what you guys did to me. One point i was ready to quit the game but at that time, Mon and Law were super great and supported me through my officer training which was, Special to give it one word (i was maxxed in 2 go's!!!) rofl, you helped me to be confident with doing crazy stuff, how to manage ships, how to do this that and the other, so I do have a lot of thanks to give to everyone.

I've wanted to leave a few times before when sticks were down, but Biggy and Karanga and allsorts have helped me through that and keep going as a piratey pirate.

So I do love you MA, and as Siren says, I'll always pretend to be a Hawt MA girl *giggles* so please dont get offended, just concentrate on helping MA be a better place to be in for all the little cabinny piratey types and keep looking after eachother.

How nasty can some people be?

The answer to that, is very. I wonder who has been telling people lies about me. When I get tells from jobbers who leave pillages during battle saying that they "Are not going to be loyal to me, because I was not loyal to MA", screams of gossipping. I've had several of these tells, from different people now, all of them not even connected to the flag, this tells me, someone is going around telling people nasty things about me. THERE ARE MANY FUCKING REASONS WHY I LEFT, I WAS LOYAL TO THAT CREW UNTIL THEY GAVE ME NO CHOICE OTHER THAN TO LEAVE. My god who is spreading things. Who is SO NASTY as to go around saying things about me behind my back that are NASTY. Thank god I have the support of SOS and lovely people like Siren and Oldgreg who have been absolutely great the last couple of days.

Does someone want me to leave the ocean now or something? I will if they like. Whats the difference. I'd rather not be around nasty tells.

The next one I get I'll be blackspotting because its not on. This constitutes as bullying.

Anyway, I needed some fun and who better to turn to than the likes of oggle, moggle and osky, who organised a crew meeting, so I go along and what happens?
I'm stuck in a firing squad!!!!

Organic is a cruel cruel man :D hehehehe

Took a pillage out, wasnt the best due to my sailors only getting poor and learning all of the time, I think one of them got a fine at one point.... Lol. Moggy and I decided it'd be best to go back to port. Booty wasnt bad for 4 battles!!! Nice thing was, I ordered Moggy, and he obeyed :D he'll be a most obedient husband :p Lucky jass!!!

Post today

Things in SOS are really great. Jass makes every day a giggle, and the crew is constantly pillaging :) Krokky makes me laugh because he just doesnt understand english sometimes and types the weirdest things!!! Moggy is great, obviously he is the love of my life so I'm biased, then there are people like Osky and Leaf, long term pirate friends that I can share a crew with, it's good :)

I have heard that this blog is upsetting MA, to which, I say, if it upsets you, then why did you let things escalate this far. I made my feelings well known that I hadn't been happy for a long while, but nobody ever did anything to change anything even though they were issues that affected a lot of people, including many cabins who have left. This is how I feel anyway, so if I have been made to feel like this, then nobody has any right to be angry/upset by how I have been made to feel. Thats just very strange indeed.

Ugh. Anyway like I said, this is my blog and my oppinions. I know pretty much nobody shares my oppinions, so if you dont like them, think on why they are different not get upset by them.

oh god what a mess

People have been taking me off of their hearty lists,

this shows me that I was right to leave. If people are going to be friends while we're still in the same crew, but not while we're still in the same flag, then they can go fuck themselves. I'm really hurt that people who I loved, and thought loved me back would choose a traitor over myself. I dont care if these are strong words, its how I feel. Ah look at me I'm a mess. I'll not say anymore today. *cries*.

Your mum is a bad bad lady.

I come online, and what has happened, Your Mum has declared war on Vanguard. I mean really, after finding out she was a man, a greenie man, with a sabre, I now find she's attacking flags. I think you need to sit down with her and give her a little talk about how its not really on to just go attacking flags willy nilly!

Luvi came on, and stalked me, IN A NINJA COSTUME! She'd bought a new veil, and looked great :D Also she's now a Damsel, lol, with Maha! I think uggamugga is a damsel too but the less said about that the better.

All was well until I noticed a post about helping people move things, which was quite obviously an attack on Greggy, myself and all officers online yesterday, I shall give a piece of my mind tonight!! Its made me so angry, and I almost pressed the leave crew button. Luvi came on and I realised I can't leave, not yet. So I chatted to Lurna who agreed with things, which was nice, because nobody normally shares my view, and then people who I think do, say they do to my face and then post the contrary on the forums, enough ranting.
Lurna and Luvi were so cute, they gave me a cat!!! I cried a bit, it was so lovely of them, I owe them a lot!

How cute! I decided not to name it there and then, but hold a competition on the forum, just to keep things in the flag slightly fun with all this no fun ever please mentality that seems to be going on. Again people will disagree about that, but do I care? No. This is MY BLOG and in MY BLOG MY OPPINION IS 100% RIGHT BECAUSE ITS MINE! Lol.

Link to the name a cat competition! By the way the prize is awesome so get entering :p
http://z13.invisionfree.com/rato/index.php?showtopic=1214



Oh god, the day has just taken a dramatic turn. Slash is back in the crew, I made a vow that if he ever came back, I was leaving, and surprise, someone let him back in. There fore I've left MA and am now a part of Swords of Steal with Moggle. I'm shaking a bit.

Now everyone is angry at me, oh god. *cries*

EXCITING!

What an exciting evening! I pillaged with Moggle for a while,
Then I went out to get some food because I was a hungry little pirate, came back to a message from Rato on msn, thought, uh oh, theyre going to kick me out of the flag because Amber got grumpy about FO chat and I started it again, *growls* it wasnt even anything bad, for one. This is what really annoys me about the flag, you can't use anything for anything. One of the main things that concretes the fact that I'm really unhappy with it and wouldn't mind if I left. But I have to stay for the crew, so thats out the window at the moment.
Anyway, a notice saying I wont have the privaleges of my rank popped up when I logged on, and by god, MA has gone over the 6 SO's rule, because they'd made Puppy and I SO's!!! YAY! Finally I can take one more step to rulling the world.

I spent some time hanging out with Mahalia, Sean and Luvi at Maha's house, its nice to see her back in the crew, although I'm a little perplexed as to why she came back after vowing never to even job with us again, but I shall not think into the situation and just be happy to have an old friend back home :)
Luvi's dog is a bit weird, she started eating the floor!!!!

Heehee! Seans dog was apparently watching for birds and mahas had found something tasty in the rumble chest. I was the only one without a dog, and if they act like that, I dont want one! LOL!

Sean fell asleep while maha was chatting, how rude! *giggles*
It was at this point I was waiting to go out, so I entered a drinking tourney. It was a bit silly, we were both drunk after a while, and I couldnt stop laughing :)

Then puppy asked for some help, obviously I couldn't help him at the mo, and Greggy said he could, Puppy ignored Greggy then came back and started tarting off about how we don't care and allsorts, it was pathetic, blamed us for him losing a battle, I was shocked at how he could be so rude. Oh well what can you do. I guess its just stress and tiredness.

IM BACK!!!

HURRAH! after a week away with hairy rockers in a field with much rum and drunken brawls, Crapo is back to make Viridian a better place to be in. Next time i'll have to broadcast more when I go away, maybe even put a post about it on here, I had a few frantic emails from people asking me if a. I'd left pirates, b. I'd moved to an alt i mean come on!!! Really! No! I had a jolly time back, but then I found out I wont be around for the blockade of ansel this weekend which is super gay, because I want to defent moggys island. Oh well. I came back and 2 magical things have happened!

Magical thing number one; Greggy, is an officer!!!

How good is that, he's been waiting a long time, and he finally got what he wanted, so thats good, now hes had an attitude overhaul he deserves it a lot.

Also, I'm a lady!!!!

Lady Crapo! Lord knows what this means, or whether i'll be included in things now, but we shall see eh.

Then there was a flag meeting about the blockade of Ansel, but sadly I cant be there, so I went for some socialising with Osky but I was viciously attacked by Oskdog! Oh no!

So Crapo went to bed after a long day and a happy evening of re-pirating :)

Bots and other nonsense

Today has started out quite nonsensical, It seems nobody cares about TLM, so I guess it will just be taken over by the brigand kings. Great. I'll never hear the end of it. Anyway, I went to the dock to see what was going on, and i found there, a magical bot. It was walking on the water. Amazing, simply amazing.
I spent some time with my lovely Biggy, he lost his hand in the flotilla last night, so he fashionned himself a hook at his ironworks. I thought it made him so handsome I couldnt resist, and we got it on while crono wasnt looking! He'd fallen asleep!!

Then he disconnected! Giving us more time hehehehe how naughty. Afterwards, biggy hastilly put his clothes on and sharpenned his hook. What a stud.

Having two of our islands being attacked, again, noone is really caring, except Nan, so he took out some ships again tonight, and Crono even joined in, seeing as it was one of his islands which was good, maybe people are starting to wake up to the fact that we're not a happy flag.

Oohohhhohhhooooo!

Wooho! Flotilla day today! TLM is being flotilla'd and it doesn't seem like any one apart from Nanino gives two hoots. Which is strange because you'd think being the flags main island... theyd worry about TLM.... oh well! We sank twice, I got fish, but Tholon, got A PEG LEG!!! He looks like such a goon!
Luvi is now a successful ocean stalker. She stalked me right into my house, how very rude! Heehee, she looks fab in that outfit, I'm glad she likes it!
Luvi agreed to be my flower girl!!! This is going to be the best weddng ever I'm so excited! In the words of biggy, AAAAAAAAAIIIIYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

BLOCKADE

Today was the day of the Imminent Blockade of Harmattan! Super exciting stuff, Subtle Tease accepted our declaration of WAR last night, so the chest has been dropped. Meru wanted a whisk so I invited him over and we had a chat about things, then he started eating my hat!!! My poor hat! It might be a muffin hat but its definately not a cake...

Then Luvi, yes little Luvi who seemed so sweet, is, nothing but a dirty old stalker! Crapulence laughs! She's learning the ways of IC so thats good :)


Heehee it was all good, and then, after a few hours of waiting, a lot of sleepy pirates, be it early morning, mid afternoon or middle of the night, started to emerge from their slumbers and arouse their battle instincts, many a war cry was heard accross the oceans of Viridian and Sage, Crapo has downed a bottle of rum, so please don't be worried if I jabber about things like that! But YARR! After half an hour of mustering all the cannon strength and scurvy crew we could muster, we headed in to face our enemies, the scurvy Currs! Subtle tease were not actually coming into battle, the chickens!!! Our biggest foe was Antheas, who put up a good fight. We were hapilly sailing away, and then OH NO DISASTER!

We were sunk by the opponents. After they won the first round, we decided to get our own back. A team of crazy Navvers and XO's (of which i was one, for Naninoo), set off to try to win, but they had a near endless supply of Frigs and Brigs, we were somewhat confused!!! We were winning! Could it happen? No, look, they were tempting us with sweet 69 treats to lure us into a false sense of security.


After a while we started to run out of ships, and were down by 30 points, and then the round ended. They had won the second round too. So, we decided, why not go for it, Cutter army. We took in all the cutters and unlocked sloops we had, and put up a valliant fight, but it could just not be won. We were too weak against their never ending supply of Frigs and Brigs, and eventually crumbled. It was over, Antheas, had won. But we were not sore losers! No! We took our fish back to land, and had a hearty meal, and learned a lot about battle tactics!

So we had a rest, then got a scary battle invitation from Peste, (he seems to be something to do with Delmore, the stats... screams of him), declared war against a sloop, so Wazza, Moggle, Oskat, Peterljr, er, Potato? and myself, went to accept his challenge. Yarr we ran out of balls! Twice!!! Whoops. Heehee but it was jolly good fun. We'll get the little trollop.

Goldz came back to the crew, GOLDZ! My little Goldilocks came home. OH my god i was happy, it hurt to not really hear an apology, but still, he's back, thats all that matters, now things can be how they were.


With no money to his name, we went to try on clothes, he got a bit jealous when he found an outfit he loved, but he'll get the poe back in no time. Maniti, I realised, is absolutely crackers. She's quite scary really! I'll have to watch out for her. Lol.

Anyway, after spending too long on pirates today, Crapo finally went to bed, drunk but happy :)